Catholic Occultic Tricks...
or,
Why Catholics Are More Devout

by Steve Stollenwerk (2,444 words)

Most non-Catholics will admit, if they have any interest at all in what drives religious people, that Catholics seem to have some special "tricks". Catholics get into discussions about God far more easily than most people, even though everyone knows that most Catholics are so brainwashed that they already think what they think. So why is that then? And why do Catholics seem to take so many other little ceremonies, like saying "grace" before meals, or a small prayer whenever a hearse passes, so seriously but also spontaneously... without self-consciousness? There must be reasons.

For those persons who look at life, and at people, and attempt to understand why certain things are as they are, and where some differences can be identified between groups of people, Catholics are among the most interesting. They tend to be normal on the outside but have a number of little "quirks" that set them apart from almost all other religious people. And though they don't often talk about it, Catholics seem to have a sense of comfort about God and can talk about religion far more easily than any other group that isn't actually in the business of attracting membership. Or, in other words, more Catholics who are NOT missionaries will more easily take up a discussion about God, or spirituality, than the average non-Catholic.

And, surprisingly, Catholics are also far more likely to have an active interest in other matters of spirit that tend to put the frighteners on the more timid... miracles, the occult, ghosts, and the like. For those who have spent their lives learning the basic virtues of the average religious perspective, stemming from "love your neighbor" to include tolerance, etc., what Catholics also have the gumption to ponder publically can shock as well as surprise many of other faiths.

The irony with Catholics and their higher-than-average ability to have opinions about personal spiritual matters is that they are not likely, necessarily, to agree about moral and ethical issues. What is surprising is that they are by-and-large just comfortable exploring the issues, and with expressing their opinions. What is it about being Catholic that gives, or creates, such self-confidence about religious controversy?

There must be reasons of behaviour, and basic teachings related to one's early education, or family background, or some other factors, that gives Catholics a keen interest in difficult matters. There must be reasons why they can more easily than the rest of society just accept that they have a role to play in any group decision-making about spiritual nit-picking. What is it?

Catholics tends to have opinions, whether they agree with their church or not, about most "religious" or moral controversies that face society. What other group is so consistently involved in issues such as abortion ? Or penal servitude and the death penalty ? Or pre-marital sex ? Or corruption, such as embezzlement ? Or the impact of violence in media on children ? Or human rights ? Or starvation and famine ? Or education in the third world ? Or experimental science such as DNA recombinants ? Or the impact of immigration policies on cultural and political groups ?

Let's face it, being Catholic is some kind of tonic.

So after years of reading, and practice, and exploratory discussions and interview (as recently as yesterday), I have come to some completely undocumented, non-academic, un-sourced, theories about what makes Catholics different.

First, they are taught, from the youngest age, that God is omnipresent. Everywhere, all the time. Here, now.

Secondly, also that God is all-powerful. Can do anything.

Three. Loving, and Merciful. Cares.

4. Every little thing matters... every prayer, every curtsey (or genuflection), every nod and twist of the forelock, is all known by God... who knows every hair on your head. Everything matters.

5. Education for most Catholics is a matter of competing with themselves, so their primary schooling, even when not parochial, tends to "set" better.

6. God is not fooled. Catholics are taught that even the best posturing won't work because God knows what is in your mind.

7. Catholics use a very special, simple, but historically unique, means of praying that gives them a superior ability to enter into, and also to leave off, praying. This is a key, and emotionally major, advantage over all other religions.

8. Catholics believe in, literally, everything. The "seen and the unseen". That is the main reason why their tenets are so strict, because having so much occult knowledge can be confusing if not dangerous.

9. Their church is the oldest formal institution in the world.

10. Being Catholic is the same anywhere in the world, regardless of race, color, or culture... and they just blithely feel welcome at any Catholic church in any country at any time.

There are more reasons. But those ten, now that I have written them, seem to be pretty strong reasons, behind their behaviours, why Catholics may be a unique set of people. There may be those splinter groups, the sectarian "religions" that borrow and revise and compile their own versions of things, who will claim that most of those reasons are also part of their heritage. And part of that may be true. But there is no group that has such a heritage, such a sense of "right to" such teachings, as Catholics.

One of the most practical advantages of being a Catholic, for those who actually do to some extent believe in God, is their special way of praying. It is simple and elegant... and completely effective. They "open" a prayer, a formal conversance of either one-way or reciprocally with God, they immerse themselves in that prayer, and then they "close" it... with the "Sign of the Cross". It is an unbelievably important, fundamental, "trick" that Catholics have used for millenia.

Imagine it, please, in other circumstances, or at least in other generic contexts where communication is difficult. Where else does a person have a simple gesture that begins a formal discussion and then also ends it? Wouldn't it be great to know that whatever you said at a management meeting was "off the record" until you used the special corporate gesture that put you "on" only until you signed "off"? Though that is a crass simplification, it is not unlike what Catholics do.

For most other religions, even including those that use prayer rugs or respond to the tolling of bells or chimes, prayerful persons do not have a means of such definite focus. That Catholics are trained into a means of entering into a prayer that can have an unforeseen intensity, depending upon motive and need, etc., and yet can also end it, allowing themselves to return to "non-God mode" so easily, is unquestionably advantageous. Catholics pray much more easily. When they have started praying they can concentrate better, and remain focussed, knowing that they are formally addressing God, or Jesus, or the Holy Spirit, for a short time. When they are done, they can end the prayer and then immediately return to what it was they were doing otherwise. Catholics frequently say a 15- or 20-second prayer, in all seriousness, and then go right back to quaffing that pint at the pub or walking down the street talking with a spouse about the film last night. Etc.

That Catholics can pray so much easier, and intensely, is an advantage that should not be under-estimated. They can "keep the faith", devoutly, for one minute at a time like no one else can ! And I have seen numerous catholics make surreptitious "signs of the cross" just above their heart without making it obvious to anyone around that they are praying, sincerely. Good trick, really.

For non-Catholic Christians the vague use of "Amen" as a means of closing a prayer is not as good a process for a number of reasons. It may seem simple but it is not so well defined. In services, whether they be Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, or any number of other flavours of "reformation" Christianity, the "Amen" may be used multiple different times in the same prayer as a form of emphasis. Or simply to have the congregation acknowledge, like a confirmation, the preceding passage read by a minister or deacon. That's why, for instance, people in some sectarian churches will even shout "amen" like a vote of approval. It loses meaning thereby.

Further, if the only way to open a prayer during a church service is to announce "Let us pray" then most of that service becomes perceived as, at least subconsciously, as a spiritual "event" and not an actual prayer. Maybe that is why Catholics do not refer to their services as "services"... they are most strictly called "Mass", or "Adoration", or "Novena", etc.

That introduces another basic, most fundamental difference between Catholics and other Christians... at least in terms of church-going and "churchy" behaviour. Catholics are taught, worldwide, some basic tenets of the "sanctity" of church, and the "sacred"-ness of their sacraments. There is no easy way to summarize that in a few words, but to recognize a few universal (yes, global!) principles that they believe may shed some light on why they are consistently more devout in their church-going behaviour.

Eleven : God is present in the church, which is why there is a little light, or a candle, burning in the sanctuary. (If there isn't one, it's not a Catholic church.)

12. One can give oneself certain small blessings, like using the "holy water" upon entering and leaving church.

13. Because Mass, that service that is done at least once a day in every Catholic church, and that must be attended at least once a week on Sundays by all "practicing" Catholics, contains a "Sacrament", the Holy Eucharist (aka "communion"), Catholics do not generally socialize inside church... and never between the Gospel and the Recessional, during which the entire proceeding is the sacrament that is a single, focussed prayer for all. (There is great power in such devotion, such devout behaviour.)

14. The holy "presence" of God is actualized for Catholics in the existence, within the "tabernacle", of "transubstantiated" wafers of unleavened bread that have become the "body of Christ" during the sacrament of Holy Eucharist. Though this mystery is a bafflement even for many Catholics, the idea that bad behaviour may be in the very actual presence of God tends to completely diminish such behaviours ("before God").

15. Special devotionals, such as candles that may be lit in conjunction with prayers dedicated by the participant, are always available in Catholic churches unlike anywhere else.

So Catholics learn, far more easily than any other persons in any other religion, how one may be expected to behave in the presence of God. How to be serious, and courteous, and even grave in the proper circumstances... in order both to avoid the possible wrath of God and his ordained ministers (including nuns, which is a different topic entirely) and to earn the special "brownie points" that are, from "grace", the "gifts".

Grace is what one earns, by special acts and behaviours, or regains by expected behaviour and other performances of duties. It has many classifications, based on its "nature" ranging from "sanctifying" through "actual" to "accidental" and other types. Grace, for Catholics, is a form of "credit" is one way of looking at it. You need to have sanctifying grace to get into Heaven when you die, for instance. Actual grace may give one the immediate miraculous awareness of a pending disaster, for instance, that one can avert by precipitent action. Etcetra!

But from grace also flow, or are realized as needed, certain varied "gifts" of spirit. Catholics are the most widely occult people in the world if you allow that every instance of a different psychic awareness, or a supra-natural skill, or a preternatural phenomenon, is a different occultic happening. "Occult", in the traditional meaning of "hidden" or "secret", has never been a good defining word for things that are beyond the mundane, that are "supernatural" or otherwise "psychic", but as a genre most Catholics know more about it than average persons from any other religion. The prime reason is that Catholics learn, in conjunction with the concepts of grace and closeness to God, that anyone can be given "Gifts of The Spirit". These include, of course, what everyone has traditionally called "Miracles"... when either time and space, or the "physical laws of the universe", are subverted, changed, ignored, or otherwise just circumvented.

The long history of miracles of worldwide fame does not need explanation here. Miraculous healings, particularly, are what get the most press (lame regain their mobility, blind see again, cancer disappears, etc.) but there are also dozens of different types including visions (of incorporeal entities such as angels, or ghosts of faithful departed such as saints), bleeding (stigmata, or saints relics), statues crying, water discovered, eclipses of the sun, accidents unbelievably avoided, and many other types of incidences where witnesses swear that the consequences in the circumstances were impossible and that prayer must have been the cause. Catholics are raised with an awareness that such things happen even if they themselves do not witness it... they know they may.

So that is why, for instance, I was having a conversation with a Catholic woman, middle-aged, of no particular importance nor background, and when I mentioned a "New Age Festival" that was taking place in her neighbourhood she said, "Oh, okay, can we pray for a minute?" I said yes. She prayed, "Dear Jesus, please surround us both with the white light of your Holy Spirit so that we may continue our talk without being endangered. Amen." That was it. She explained, without my saying a word, that "...whenever one talks about things that may include the works of the devil, it is important to seek protection because he is far more clever than anyone thinks". Catholics can be spooky.

There are so many other aspects to what Catholics actually do when they respond to unusual circumstances that I thought for a long time I should just write a book. But that's already been done, numerous times, over the centuries. I guess the entire subject is both too broad for a single treatment, and, it would encompass too much, as it is, for Catholics at least, that their venues include everything that is occult... all that is "unseen".

These days, every time an older, sincere Catholic wants to teach me anything about spirit, or about the "occult", or about ethical issues upon which there are disagreements, or about UFOs, or "hands on" healings, or even crop circles... I listen.

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